Monday, 30 August 2010

Derrick Bird


On 2nd June, 2010 Derrick Bird went berserk in Cumbria with firearms he had been licensed to hold for 20 years.

For the murders of David Bird, Kevin Commons, Darren Rowcastle, Kenneth Fishburn, Susan Hughes, Jennifer Jackson, James Jackson, Issac Dixon, Gary Purdham, Michael Pike, Jane Robinson and Jamie Clarke and for injuring at least 25 others, Bird should never be forgiven.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Friday, 27 August 2010

Peter Mandelson




Always a dangerous man to turn your back on - in more ways than one - Mandie was forced to resign for the first time in 1998 over his financial dealings with Geofrrey Robinson. Ten months later, he returned to the cabinet when he was used by Blair to knife Mo Mowlem.

In 2001 he was forced to resign again over allegations of trying to fix passports for the Hinduja brothers. In 2004, Blair shifted him out of the way by getting him a plush job in Europe.

Brown brought him back with a peerage, creating a huge government department to run and giving him the grandiouse but meaningless title of 'First Secretary of State'. As an ex-EU commissioner he is entitled to a £31,000 pension out of our taxes.

If ever there was a politician that deserved burning it is Mandie!
Unelectable, unpleasant and unforgiven!

Nominated by : Tony the Phoney
(surely not THE Tony? Old Nick)

Thursday, 26 August 2010

Dr Daniel Obani


For the manslaughter of 70 year pensioner David Gray, who was given a lethal injection of a painkiller during Obani's first shift as a locum in the UK. 

In a state of anxiety, tiredness and alienation in unfamiliar surroundings, he committed a number of tragic blunders. In the Gray case, he injected ten times the maximum dose of morphine swiftly killing him. In another case, Iris Edwards died from a heart attack after a visit from Dr Ubani, while a third was hospitalised.

Unbelievably, he still practices in Germany and has so far escaped prosecution for manslaughter in this country. In an act of amazing defiance and aggorance, he has the cheek to seek a court injunction to prevents Gray's sons calling him a murderer.

Burn the fucker, Nick. Unforgiven!

Nominated by :  Doc Martin

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Harold Mayne-Nicholls


It occurs to me that this might not be universally popular!

I nominate Harold Mayne-Nicholls, the chief FIFA inspector leading a team visiting England to assess our 2018 World Cup bid for trying to rob this country of money it doesn't have; for hyping up a silly game into something of worldwide importance; for pretending to be a VIP; and for making this country out to be something it is not - a major player on the world stage.

For all this and just generally being a very irritating soccer twerp, unforgiven! 

Nominated by : Dioclese

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Dr. Alison Fraser


Dr. Alsion Fraser is the Chief Executive of Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council.

I'm not sure exactly what she is a doctor of, but clearly we have a proven case of some who is educated but not particularly intelligent. Anyone whose policy of zero tolerance to litter results in a 70 year old widow being prosecuted for knocking the ash end off a cigarette is clearly not on top of the job. She should sack Cllr. Darren Cooper immediately for intractible stupidity and apologize personally to the widow in question.

If she allows this to go ahead, she deserves to burn - stupid and unforgiven!

Nominated by : Old Nick
(sometimes even I have to stand up and be counted!)

Friday, 20 August 2010

Francis Wayland Ayer


"Who the fuck," I hear you ask, "is Francis Wayland Ayer?

He is the father of one of the greatest evils ever to be perpetrated on mankind! In 1869, Ayer founded the world's first advertising agency. Within 4 years, he was making $79,000 a year and had laid the foundation of all of the mind boggling gobshite that is thrown at you in newspapers, hoardings, radio, TV, internet, and just about every damn thing we look at or listen to every single day of our lives.

For wasting billions of man hours of our lives with insults to our intelligence, he and his disciples should definitely be unforgiven!

Nominated by : Uncle Sam

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

David Kelly's murderer


For the political assassination of UN weapons expert David Kelly who was brave enough to stand up for his principals and who paid the ultimate price.

MI5, CIA, who knows?

But you know who you are and the British people will make sure you are unforgiven

Nominated by : Deep Throat

Monday, 16 August 2010

The Great European Experiment


I would like to nominate the entire EU parliament, commision, courts and anyone who has ever had anything to do with stealing or giving away UK soveriegnty!

(And let's not forget the arch traitors Heath and Blair for selling us down the toilet, and brit Catherine Ashton, Vice-President and High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy.
I think I need a bigger oven - Old Nick) 

Nominated by : Indyanhat

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Leslie Strathie



Leslie Strathie is the Chief Executive of HM Revenue and Customs. Appointed by another evil fucker, Gordon Brown, she is responsible for improving effective working at HMRC - for which read making sure that they screw even more people for every penny they can get.

Even the bible says tax gatherers are bad people, so must be unforgiven!

Nominated by : PistonBroke

Friday, 13 August 2010

Helen Lawson


On 7th January 2010, a very drunk Helen Lawson put the bedroom light on, called out her husband's name to make sure he was awake and then fired both barrels of a shotgun at point blank range into his chest and abdomen, killing him instantly. She then calmly called the emergency services.

She claimed he was "hell to live with". She had access to guns as she was a keen clay pigeon shooter, and held a gun licence. She was given 15 years for the cold-blooded killing.

Even though I admit I was once tempted to do the same to my ex, she should not be forgiven.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Brent Mott


Brent Mott, a nurse, was found guilty of murdering his wife Kate then trying to make it look as though she died in a car crash. Mott raped and strangled her at their home in Southport, in January - while the couple's two young children slept upstairs. He was sentenced to a minimum term of 25 years

After killing her, Mott dressed his wife - also a nurse - and drove her body to a field in Scarisbrick, Lancashire, before causing superficial damage to their Ford Focus.

For this calculated and malicious murder, Mott should never be forgiven.

Nominated by : Anonymouse

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

John Hirst


John Hirst has spent 35 years in prison, including 25 years for murdering his landlady because she asked him to get some coal from the shed. He returned to the living room, put the coal on the fire, and then approached Mrs Burton and hit her, perhaps seven times, on the head with an axe. He then went to the kitchen to make coffee and drank it, waiting for Mrs Burton to die.

He taught himself law while in prison and has been a total pain in the arse to the authorities ever since.

He believes remorse is a 'middle class thing' and he's done his time. The victim's daughter says she can never forgive him. Nor should we.

Nominated by : Old Nick
with hat tip to Houdini  and All Seeing Eye   

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Jeremy Bamber


The so called "Bambi killer", Jeremy Bamber was convicted or murdering five members of his family at White House Farm in Essex.

Ralph Bamber was shot eight times and was found in the kitchen. Jeremy's sister, Sheila 'Bambi' Caffell's twin sons were found in their room with one having been shot three times in the head and the other five times in the head. Ralph's wife, June, was found in the main bedroom where she had been shot seven times. Beside June's bed lay Sheila Caffell, who had been shot twice in the throat and who held an Anschutz rifle in her hands. Jeremy Bamber tried to blame the killing on his sister and make it look as if she had committed suicide.

Sentencing Bamber to life, Mr Justice Drake described him as "warped, callous and evil". His case is currently being appealed.
Unforgiven? I don't know - you decide

Nominated by : Dioclese

Friday, 6 August 2010

Charles Taylor


Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor was the 22nd President of Liberia.
He fermented a bloody civil war to seize power with Libyan backing. When running to become president, his official slogan was "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him." He won by a landslide because failing to elect him would have resulted in another civil war.

During his presidency, he was accused of war crimes and crimes against humanity as a result of his involvement in the Sierra Leone Civil War where he supplied arms in exchange for blood diamonds and encouraged atrocities by the rebels.

He is currently awaiting trial in the Hague, where he has stated in his defense that "Jesus was considered a murderer in his day."

For all of this and for trying to shag Naomi Campbell, he should be unforgiven.

Nominated by : Anonymous

+ + + + UPDATE + + +

Charles Taylor was setenced by the Hague to life imprisonment for his crimes against humanity. He is the first former head of state to be brought to justice since the end of WWII.
You can read an excellent - an alarming - account of the things this evil bastard got up to at the Shrub Monkey site by clicking here.

Teresa Bystram


Teresa Bystram - she's that warped woman who is hailing Raoul Moat as some kind of hero. She claims he's a good role model. She's got a swastika & a white power tattoo. She gets over £30k a year in benefits. She reckons that his funeral was "educational" for her kids, and topped it off by saying it was better than Legoland.

She is a complete and utter disgrace, start the fire!

Nominated by : Liam Quinn

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Robert Coello


Robert Coello was jailed in 2006 after admitting four rapes and 12 other sexual offences on a schoolgirl. He got 7 - yes, just seven - years proving there is no justice.

The 44 year old former Reading bus driver was kicked to death in his cell by a fellow inmate at HMP Grendon on Sunday. The public spiritted assaillant was a lifer - so nothing to lose there, then! Good on him! Unforgiven, but a pardon for his killer.

(Even though he is dead I can't get a photo. Old Nick)

Nominated by : Sir Henry Morgan

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

George W. Bush


For draft dodging but sending other people to war; for illegally invading Iraq because he thought it was Iran but couldn't spell it and because Dick Cheney wanted his oifields back; for inventing Al Queada after 9/11 just to give him an excuse to invade Afghanistan to get his hands on their mineral depositis; for the deaths of countless troops and the murder of civilians; for killing our troops with 'friendly' fire; for Quantanamo Bay and rendition; for being a self serving christian fundamentalist bastard.
For all these things, George 'Dubya' Bush should never be forgiven.

Nominated by : Uncle Sam

Monday, 2 August 2010

Eugene TerreBlanche


Here's a evil fucker for you, Old Nick! Eugene TerreBlanche, founded the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (or AWB) during the apartheid era in South Africa.  He tried to incite civil war to maintain white majority rule. When the country abandoned apartheid, he advocated a separate independent Afrikaaner homeland.

He was a white supremacist, racist and nationalist. He spent three years in prison for assaulting a black petrol station worker and the attempted murder of a black security guard in 1996. Amazingly, during his time in prison he claimed to have become a born again Christian!

Rather fittingly, on 3rd Apri, 2010, he was hacked and beaten to death at his farm by two of his black labourers. A fitting addition to your pit if you don't already have him. Never forgotten, certainly never forgiven!

Nominated by : Nelson Mandela
(Surely not the real one? Old Nick)