Friday, 18 November 2011

Pudsey Bear

Watch out for this evil bastard!

Leader of the 'BBC Children in Need' gang, Pudsey will stop at nothing to seperate you from your hard earned folding stuff. On the pretext of entertaining the public, this bugger takes over your television set for weeks to brainwash you into giving your money to so-called needy causes on the pretext of providing you with entertainment which is actually nothing but a load of purile shite.

Millions of pounds of innocent people's money has been extorted over the years. He infiltrates schools and brainwashes the children. He invades your workplace demanding money with menaces. You can't even walk down the street without being attaked by this evil Fagin's accomplices.

Whatever you do, don't be tricked into giving him any money. You have been warned!

Please. please, please drag him off to the pit, Old Nick. There you can use him to torment your charges with a big red plastic bucket! Sheer bloody torture!

Nominated by : Dioclese


Anonymous said...

You can save these for a really good fire on Christmas eve

These two must surely bring the star prize for current criminals

Mad Morgan